Jesus Faith 

I liken this to a marriage wit the highest emotions there could ever be...my love for Jesus is bigger than anything else, outweighs anything else, and matters more than anything else. It does not make sense all the time, in fact most of the time it doesn't, it hurts, it makes me angry sometimes, and I want to leave more times than I can count. Yet, there is something that will never let me do that for this is someone and something that I can not and will not live without, and when He says to trust Him even though everything practical is screaming that I am crazy, when everything looks unbelievable and nobody would agree with me and I have no reasonable explanation for my decisions or belief, when I can not even physically see the one I love this much or be hugged by Him or get the answers I beg for at times, when all this happens, yet I know without a doubt I can not have a life without Him and this foundation I base my entire life on no matter how messy it gets, that is JESUS FAITH.

I have no idea what is going to happen, but I do have Jesus faith and that is all I need.

Jesus Faith by yousay413 August 19, 2019

jesus frioles 

an expression to something out of the ordinary happening, such as something joyfull, sad, or just unexpected.

Imagine you just got your math test back and its a 16. the proper response would be " Jesus frioles!! i got a 16!"

jesus frioles by Erin August 15, 2006

jesus's 

what to call a christian nationalist business !

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!

jesus's by michael foolsley December 1, 2021

Jesus Christ 

The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?

Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?

Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!

Jesus Christ by Faded_Grace07 August 1, 2021

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jesus jesus jesus by Supertrain12 January 11, 2020

Jesus Cryst 

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer

"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.

Jesus Cryst by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008

Jesus Squee 

Any over-enthusiastic literature or preaching by any Christian faction.

Watchtower is both Jesus Squee and Fundie Fanfic.

"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"

Jesus Squee by Kahless the Unforgettable October 16, 2008