Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"

My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.

by Rocketboi November 4, 2009

workcest

sexual relations with co-workers.

CEO #1: "your secretary is hot. I dont see why you dont sleep with her."

CEO #2: "I can't do it... that's workcest!!"

by Jake Honiball February 25, 2011

Working Retail

The act of folding clothes on your chick's back while doing her doggy-style so as to not lose your clothes in her room each time you want to go smoosh.

Dude I lost my favorite pant's at my Ex's again.

Man you forgot about "Working Retail"

Oh yeah.

Yeah it totally works, I never lose a thing when I'm bangin her.

by backdoorbetty March 8, 2011

Workalurking

A combination between work and social media. Includes various combinations and alternatives, such as studying/procrastinating, studying/Facebook stalking or working/Twitter stalking.

I'm supposed to be finishing up this press release, but I can't stop workalurking the hot guy I met at happy hour last Friday!

by SillySeaman June 19, 2011

Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D

Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!

by tonyfamous June 23, 2011

works like ramen

As society knows, ramen is one of the most essential and quickest foods to make. It only requires boiled water and the packet of noodles. It is almost impossible to fail at cooking ramen, and thus one can conclude that it is very easy to make ramen.

Therefore, the phrase "works like ramen" means

"To do with ease or little to no effort. To work every time with out failure."

"If you just run the pick and roll, you'll get the ball every time. Trust me, it works like ramen."

Guy1: "All I have to do is slip it on and I won't have any babies in 9 months?"
Guy2: "Yeah, It works like ramen"

by BCG Phuktifer August 27, 2012

workmergency

When you get a stressful call from work after hours or on your day off.

You get a call "it's 8:15am and your department in not open yet as none of your employees showed up. "Honey I have to go to the office it's a workmergency"

by Hiwaystar January 12, 2014