shart

When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.

I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.

by DJ DEpends September 12, 2008

shartattack

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

by shartattack December 30, 2006

shart

Anal counterpart to a French kiss.

Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665

by Michael Zeleny June 23, 2008

man shorts

guy shorts that girls wear, only cool when authentic (IE bought in the guys department or stolen from a boyfriend or something). mad comfortable, makes me not wanna wear female shorts anymore.

i bought new man shorts at the mall last week, and people were looking at me kinda funny when they saw me browsing the guy's department. man shorts rock!!!

by rainynights447 August 30, 2005

shart

Leakage which occurs when you have too much Taco Bell and you try to release some of the pressure.

Lisa let a big shart loose in the back seat of Alyssa's Prius.

by SICATCHALUP February 19, 2011

Eat My Shorts

Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

by jenni January 5, 2005

Eat My Shorts

As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!

by DiveInPuddles8 July 5, 2003