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Head Rooster

by Kitty 312 April 29, 2023
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Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.
I was the middle of a spit roast last night.
by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023
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reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
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Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.
“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question
by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024
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Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)
“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”
by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024
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Ethiopian Roast Game

The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.

Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!
by The Gallagher July 30, 2024
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Coaster Roaster

A stoner term.

Defined as the last intake of Marijuana (usually heavy) in preparation for the expected (extended) time-period until the next intake.

Roasting yourself enough to function and coast until the next available moment, or through a hard event in which Marijuana isn't accepted.
"Let's hit a Coaster Roaster before we head to your aunt's party."
by Odd1Mind August 21, 2024
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