Monkey Hot 

A substance so hot as to make one say "oooh, ooohhh, aaaah, aaaah".

He slowly lowered himself into the monkey hot bath tub.

Monkey Hot by LeRoy November 19, 2003

Monkey Boy'd 

A recent addition the the english language. It is the inevitable consequence and response to the smoking of marijuana. The resulting realisation and acceptance of ones current state of being when under the influence of a toxin.

Question:"hey dude, how you feeling?.."
Response:"Man, I am Monkey Boy'd!"

Monkey Boy'd by Michael Bobin June 11, 2004

monkey spanking a wheel 

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

monkey spanking a wheel by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

monkey pie 

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth

I did a total monkey pie last night!

monkey pie by mbbruh6988 March 9, 2015

monkey butt 

Teenage girls gather up/bunch up thier shirts in the back and secure the shirt's ponytail with a rubber band or the like.

When we were at the mall we passed a group of girls all sporting monkey butts.

monkey butt by MichiganNorth Country December 9, 2008

monkey pants 

When you make a pair of trousers out of monkey fur. Usually worn by caucasian people trying to immitate persians...

Yo, that guy's not a persian, he's just wearing motha fuckin' monkey pants...
(proceed to jump out of Escalade and give white guy the old 20 to 1)

Hey Bobby have you ever noticed that Persian people look like they're wearing pants made of Monkey Fur?

monkey pants by roxycatmd October 30, 2007

monkey balls 

adam anisle's fav word

im adam anisle and i say monkey balls all the time

monkey balls by asia July 13, 2004