GlassBackMat

12 years experience in slacking. Good at standing, clock-watching, not missing breaktime and making memes with photoshop. Doesn't work weekends.

What's the time GlassBackMat?
Are you working Saturday, GlassBackMat?

by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020

glassback

General Dosser
Slacker
Boot Dragger
Glorified Labourer
Doesn't Work Weekends

Good job you're not on price, you glassback bastard.

by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020

glassesist

To harrass someone over their decrease in intelligence once they remove their glasses.

"oh did you see Coach got contacts. He looks waaaay less smart now"

"Hey Connor! That's glassesist!"

by PACenStein December 2, 2020

glassbowl

Your maiden aunt's way of not exactly saying "asshole".

As for Gladys and Tony, well, everybody knows they're, er, glassbowls, excuse my French...

by Coméliau January 6, 2021

Glasses at 10 past 10

When on occasional spectacle wearer uses glasses to compensate when concentrating. Arms at 10 past, lens frame at 10 o'clock

"Pete means business on this Playstation fishing game. Glasses at 10 past 10".

by FishboyLells January 13, 2021

Glassed

Hammered it

I absolutely glassed that race

by XBOX=UrbenFlame January 16, 2021

glassindectomy

a medical procedure performed on patients where a small windshield is installed in the abdominal wall. The intended outcome is to allow said person to see where they are going !!!.

"You need a glassindectomy........!!

by the one and only!! January 23, 2021