glassbowl

Your maiden aunt's way of not exactly saying "asshole".

As for Gladys and Tony, well, everybody knows they're, er, glassbowls, excuse my French...

by Coméliau January 6, 2021

glassoles

A person walking around with Google Glass taking random pictures of people adding them to any social media network for their own kicks.

pictures random Google Glass glassoles

by sugarfree April 14, 2014

Glasshole

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.

"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."

by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013

glass bowl

what you write on a public moderated chat when you mean "asshole". First seen in Wash Post columnist Carolyn Hax's discussions.

I told him he was being a glass bowl last time he did it

by PriorKnowledge September 11, 2011

Glasshole

Someone who uses Google Glass and is douchey about having this product.

Glasshole: "Still using a tablet, huh? I remember those. I've upgraded to Google Glass."

OR

Glasshole: "Excuse me, I was talking to my Google Glass. Not you."

by PoopingMan April 18, 2014

Glasshole

(noun)- someone who has early access or is in possession of Google Glasses, and flaunts them around like a jerk.

That Arscott guy keeps showing off his Google Glasses to everybody. What a glasshole!

by pcheeking May 17, 2013

Glasshole

Being a jerk by wearing a Google Glass set in public, and/or trying to look cool or searching for people's identities like a creep

At a bar
Guy: Hey there....Jessica? The face recognition linked me to your Facebook page and I can see you like cats...
Jessica: Don't be a Glasshole and stop stalking me

by orieisen May 22, 2014