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The act of land becoming shiny, hard, and otherwise glass like after a nuclear strike from the intense heat and pressure.
Although Kim Jong Un wanted to nuke the US, he knew his entire country would be glassed if he did.
by Dankus Memeticus January 02, 2018
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to be assaulted or attacked with glass as the weapon
"that lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it" -Begbie, Trainspotting
by _GoD_ September 20, 2004
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A type of attack where one smashes a glass bottle over someone’s head.
β€œThat freak took the fight too far and glassed that poor boy, now he is in hospital.”
by OmeletteBoy May 09, 2018
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The state of being so intoxicated that death is possible, usually from bad ass hardcore drugs or alcohol. The person will be unable to function and will sit around like a rotten lemon
Mate did you see Billy last night, he got so glassed off some crazy shit.
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by Fudtrad April 16, 2019
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To have your basketball shot or lay-up attempt blocked and come off of the backboard, embarassing you greatly.
That dude took it up like a bitch, so I glassed his shit.
by Captain Coach December 03, 2007
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"Damn man after smokin four bowls last night i was glassed."

because when people are high their eyes look glassy.
by that so dope guy December 13, 2009
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That pizza was so good friday.
What pizza?
You ate like three slices...
Wow I must have been really glassed.
by Josie Dankope September 24, 2012
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