Glassed

The act of land becoming shiny, hard, and otherwise glass like after a nuclear strike from the intense heat and pressure.

Although Kim Jong Un wanted to nuke the US, he knew his entire country would be glassed if he did.

by Dankus Memeticus January 2, 2018

Glassed

A type of attack where one smashes a glass bottle over someone’s head.

“That freak took the fight too far and glassed that poor boy, now he is in hospital.”

by OmeletteBoy May 9, 2018

glassed

to be really high

"Damn man after smokin four bowls last night i was glassed."

because when people are high their eyes look glassy.

by that so dope guy December 13, 2009

Glassed

To have your basketball shot or lay-up attempt blocked and come off of the backboard, embarassing you greatly.

That dude took it up like a bitch, so I glassed his shit.

by Captain Coach December 30, 2007

glassed

The state of being so intoxicated that death is possible, usually from bad ass hardcore drugs or alcohol. The person will be unable to function and will sit around like a rotten lemon

Mate did you see Billy last night, he got so glassed off some crazy shit.

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

glassed

To be extremely and belligerently drunk and confused.

That pizza was so good friday.
What pizza?
You ate like three slices...
Wow I must have been really glassed.

by Josie Dankope September 24, 2012

glassed

Having a glaze of jism shot on your face

Dude, I sooooo glassed her!!

by Kevhead March 13, 2003