WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY? 

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove

Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY? by DeKnees May 18, 2020

What do you want to eat? 

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.

Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

What do you want to eat? by Sickomonster March 19, 2023

Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

Do not eat that dirt by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Beat em n eat em 

Beat Em N Eat Em was just Philly Flasher remade. See: Philly Flasher

Eww! The characters in Beat Em N Eat Em are eating sperm!

Beat em n eat em by Alexi August 8, 2003

J'eat yet?

Though some people may think that they are superior to others, and therefore believe only people in Pittsburgh say this, j'eat yet is a sped-up pronunciation of the phrase "did you eat yet?", said throughout the country. It is especially notable in rural South Dakota, Appalachia, and (apparently) Pittsburgh.

When heading north to Brookings, SD on Interstate-29, Bobby saw a sign advertising the Pavillon Bar and Grill. The sign said "J'eat Yet?" and advised Bobby to take exit 130 and turn left. Bobby though to himself, "No, actually, I haven't had a thing to eat since early this morning," and proceded to the Pavilion and ordered a delicious stake and fries.

J'eat yet? by Not from Pittsburgh January 22, 2011

Don't play where you eat 

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.

Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.

Don't play where you eat by Jonrad Scudders January 13, 2009

I'll eat your kids

A faggot wanting to swallow semen

"hey lets stop dancing for a little and go to my truck. I'll will get you off and I'll eat your kids "

I'll eat your kids by Absurdny October 20, 2008