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Textbook Sexy

Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.

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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.
Textbook Sexy by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009

stupidly sexy 

Someone so unbelievably sexy; its just ridiculous the amout of sex that drips off them; someone so sexy its absolutely stupid how sexy they are
Josh was looking so stupidly sexy the other night, I couldn't help but fantasize about all the dirty things I wanted to perform on him; Everyone wants to fuck a stupidly sexy man

April 18th is national sexy jama day 

It is sexy boy name jama he can pull any girl and he is very very cool and smart and good at soccer and he will take ur girl watch out
April 18th is national sexy jama day Beacsue he is sexy guy with a big dick that simple

Ginger sexy talk

Ginger Jim: What are you wearing?
Ginger Jane: Lots and lots of sunscreen.
Ginger Jim: Oh that's some good ginger sexy talk.

keep it sexy 

to stay cool and maintain your style and your game.
As you're saying goodbye to a friend in person, by email, or by anyway say " keep it sexy".
keep it sexy by BrendanRIsurfer February 6, 2009

Make Sexy 

To engage in any sexual act.
"I wanted to make sexy with my boyfriend last night, but he told me he was gay"
Make Sexy by lolomglolomg February 15, 2008