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wax the cunt

‘Wax the cunt’ is a phrase often used in Loftus and the surrounding areas in the Teesside region. It’s most commonly passed from one friend to another when one has won money on maybe a gambler or on a bet or just simply mentions he has been paid recently. Can also be used for drugs instead of money.

Waxing essentially means blowing it
1) person A:
yes mate, just won 80 bar on the fruity there”
Person B:

“Fucking niceone son, wax the cunt!”

2)

Person A:
“Big bag of beak in my pocket for later”
Person B:

“Yes let’s go crackers and get the cunt waxed”

Definition: to blow/spend/use all of something very quickly
by RuleBritanniaaaa March 30, 2018
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Cuntacular Cunt

A boy named William who fucks with beautiful women who don't deserve it. This boy is a garbage human being with little no social awareness and who is almost constantly on drugs. A cuntacular cunt is someone who deals drugs without remorse and traumatizes those he comes into contact with so much that intensive therapy becomes a necessity.
Maggie: what is that cuntacular cunt doing recently?
Simon: who is the cuntacular cunt?
Maggie: oh its William!
Simon: OOhhhhh... yeah he is a cuntacular cunt
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A farage of cunts

The collective noun for a load of cunts, predominantly in the uk and europe.
I have never seen such a farage of cunts before.

Look at that farage of cunts over there!
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Fat cunt

He is such a fat cunt.
Kevin is a fucking fat cunt.
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Cunt-Wife

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L8z is my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my Cunt-Wife!
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Hello cunt

A phrase that is used when you see someone that you want to annoy or troll and immediately killing them as soon as you say it

Also was featured in a video of Anomaly from his Twitch
Enemy:

You: *teleports in front of him* Hello cunt

Noscopes in the background
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cunt thumper

Noun. The cuntiest cunt of all.
Anna’s mom Jackie is an absolute cunt thumper.
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