draw my monster

to masturbate (verb)

"I'm gonna just go home and draw my monster"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww March 19, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster

This involes a man in a mario costume tea bagging a blonde while pouring tomato sauce over himself and her hair, she then promply procedes to lick every last drop of his genitals.

P.S.

you're on an airplane.

Marc gave Tiffany a flying spaghetti monster while over Rome.

by westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide September 14, 2010

Loch Ness Monster

Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.

OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.

Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!

by ASOBFAN June 29, 2004

green-eyed monster

1. jealousy

2. to act out of character because you are jealous

3. to be overwhelmed with jealousy

When Lisa saw her crush with another girl she turned into the green-eyed monster.

by Lisa DiRusso October 01, 2007

loch ness monster

a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.

He calls it the loch ness monster.

by megida March 14, 2008

moron monster

a moron usally a dumb a** that doesnt know what the world outside is like because there crammed in there house playing video game and hacking computers

hes such a moron monster he stayed home to play video games instead of going out to party

by john8-78907893789023578907890 June 23, 2007

Shit Ness Monster

A phrase that relates to the monster that REALLY lives in Loch Ness Lake. It is made of shit, hence, the term: Shit Ness Monster.

Also just a fun thing to say.

I just fell off my roof! Shit Ness Monster!

by Scottage March 06, 2007