unorthodox shit

Shit that is irregular, misshapen, out of order, not timely, unconventional, mysterious, non sensible, bass akwards or generally fucked up. May also be a descriptive term for a feces produced after consuming a vegetarian omelette MRE.

Gawd dayum, that's some unorthodox shit!

by Diamond Dave 55 May 29, 2017

Smirnoff Shits

Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.

I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!

by B_Landie September 21, 2010

shit is bananas

A term coined in Gwen Stefani's fun track 'Holler back girl'.

your shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

by Shikuanne August 1, 2008

shit gitch

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled

he has shit gitch

by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

by Jarvisen January 15, 2016

cop a shit

It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.

Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!

Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.

OR

Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?

Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!

OR

Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?

Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??

by purple_swagger March 1, 2012