Definitions by purple_swagger
cop a shit
It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.
Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!
Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.
OR
Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?
Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!
OR
Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?
Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??
Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.
OR
Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?
Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!
OR
Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?
Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??
cop a shit by purple_swagger March 1, 2012