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slick dick son of a bitch 

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.
That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.

Dirty Dick Dylan 

A hairy wolf beast that penetrates a woman raw then proceeds to penetrate another woman with the same undressed cock on which the previous woman's juices still reside.
Dirty Dick Dylan once used a rubber..... Just kidding no he didn't.

sam dick 

sam dick a funny alternative to sam hill or sam hell when you are surprised or angry
what the sam dick just happened that was awesome
sam dick by littlejimmie April 30, 2019

pete wentz dick 

Pete wentz dick: *leaks nudes*

Brendon urie: it’s not a bad dick,
pete wentz dick by Pretty_abnormal January 10, 2018

damn, she farted on my dick 

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

dick cleaner 

A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.

A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"

"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"

"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
dick cleaner by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007