Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Shorted

When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.

He was shorted during sex.

by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 28, 2021

Short

Ben

Ben is short

by Benjamin Doverman III November 23, 2021

Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.

Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024