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Peruvian Goat Saddle 

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
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kaiden goat

kaiden is the greatest fucker of all time. better then anybody especially people whos names start with a b. he is the goat and is the greatest in all that he does. there are very few of these but youll know when you see one
person 1: yooo hes awesome at everything who is he

person 2: must be one if those kaiden goats
kaiden goat by 336kaid July 21, 2025
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endetheman_goat 

endetheman_goat really hates oscarmeza21
endetheman_goat by joshisaneka September 4, 2025
A TT GOAT is a ThroaT GOAT. A person who gives very very good head. Greatest Of All Time. Multiple positive reviews.
Last night was amazing, she is a TT GOAT!
TT GOAT by D2588E September 7, 2025

Throat goat 

A noise someone makes deep with in their throat because they are the best as sucking knob.
Johnny branmuffin is the O.G. throat goat. That man can really suck a good dick.
Throat goat by Branmuffins678 September 25, 2025
someone who is amazing, sexy, can never do wrong, and can never die
Yeah, Madis dad Robert is the goat.
the goat by anonymous November 7, 2025

phony goat

While "phony" refers to someone fake or insincere, and "GOAT" (all caps) means "Greatest of All Time," the term "phony goat" generally combines these to describe an impostor, a fraud, or someone pretending to be the best. It implies a lack of genuine talent or authenticity.

Often used in conjunction with Lebron James
Lebton James isn't even the GOAT. He's a phony goat
phony goat by wutend159 January 26, 2026