Pastronomy

The study of Rotten Deli Food that is so gross it is “out of this world” in Outer Space

Instead of studying planets which is astronomy, I’m studying what happens to raw black moldy cheese and stale hard bread once it is exposed to spaces frigid temperatures also known as pastronomy.

Yo bro did you pass your pastronomy exam?

by Da Rotten TunaMan January 29, 2020

Pasta kitties

Pasta kitties is a group of people created by a person named Jess she created this group as a joke wich then had a war with Twinkie dogs and then that war stopped pasta kitties are actually cats with pasta hair meatball ears and pasta tails

Jess: WHATS UP MY PASTA KITTIES
us: WOOO HOO THE LEADER HAS ARRIVED

by Amaya_swirl22 February 15, 2020

Pastagrabber

A selfish, inconsiderate, knuckledragger with the IQ of a rotting cabbage

Look at that pastagrabber taking food out of old peoples mouths

by Shane McBland March 15, 2020

Pasta Canolli

The act of Cumming on Ravioli and dipping it in mushroom Sauce before feeding it to a cannibal

Someone: dude James Tried to Kill and eat me so i Fed him Pasta Canolli, Funniest shit i've ever seen

Someone 2 (Electric Bugaloo): Dude That was my dad

by Someone-Fed-Me-Pasta-Canolli April 1, 2020

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

pasture frisbee

A flat, dried out, sometimes moist, semi circular, piece of cow dung used to throw like a frisbee. More often than not at someones face.

I chucked the gnarliest pasture frisbee at him last night while we were cow tipping.

Why is there a pasture frisbee on my pillow

by 2fastnloose May 23, 2020

Pastel

something that has to do with painting

I have a pastel and a brush and a toothbrush and a paintbrush

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020