Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019

ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.

"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"

by cubed March 21, 2023

Wood Chip

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".

"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".

by bonedust April 14, 2010

Morning Wood

George Butler

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!

by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021

ally wood

Hardest cunt about 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

Ken that ally wood he’s the hardest cunt about be scared

by Top bhoy October 17, 2018

matty woods

A big stinky ginger

That guy is pure matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017

Woods

A leaf of tobacco to roll weed in to make a blunt.

i.e backwoods

Aye, I’ll be right back. I’m bout to go to the store for some woods.

by 722moe January 13, 2023