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ham ass bitch

A bitch always calling somebody a ham as nigga, but she the one doing ham ass shit; ham ass bitch
I need some money to pay rent bitch you just got yo hair n nails done and a nigga can’t get a dime let alone a meal. A female always yelling my nigga gotta have money and her last nigga was broke as fuck and Bitch you broke!! Ham ass bitch!
by DetroitRealTalk August 21, 2022
mugGet the ham ass bitchmug.

ham

Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.
Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!
by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008
mugGet the hammug.

ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
by Qton81 November 9, 2018
mugGet the ham pandamug.

Smoked Ham

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.
by Stuckinher September 26, 2011
mugGet the Smoked Hammug.

HAM

Lily was a Ham on the dance floor when the Beyonce song came on in the club
by LadyWeekend August 26, 2017
mugGet the HAMmug.

A ham

A ham is an object, person, word, or phrase in media that shows up once and becomes important later down the line.

The term comes from the 2019 Invader Zim movie, Enter the Florpus, where a literal ham was introduced into the story and later on was used in the final battle.
"Now pay close attention to that ham, cuz it's not the last time you're gonna see that ham in the story." ... "See? There's that ham again."

"God, I had no idea the cat was gonna be a ham. It makes so much sense now."
by ninjnir November 27, 2020
mugGet the A hammug.

Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.
Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.
by OGR3 April 23, 2018
mugGet the Filipino Hammug.

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