snoozer salad

To get your salad tossed whilst sleeping.

Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.

by Kolden101 February 26, 2021

Salad

A dish eaten by only the gayest of men.

"Bro, your eating a salad, you must be gay"

"Your actually so gay, you must eat salad bro"

by upamecano October 26, 2019

Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009

The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.

Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?

by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020

Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island

Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.

by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015