An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

Mud Packer by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

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packing heat

To be in possession of concealed firearms. To be carrying

"He is packing some serious heat under that trenchcoat"

packing heat by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

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hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.

My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.

hewlett packard by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010

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