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cat scracther 

Having a girl claw your penis until it bleeds, then making her suck the blood off your dick.
"My girlfriend was mad at me the other day so she gave me a cat scracther, but it kind of felt good," said Matt.
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Cat with a heater 

When a person is doing something and sticking their ass out at the same time.
Guy 1: Dude, would you please back up!?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because every time we workout, you're like a cat with a heater. Put that thing away

Cat like ninja reflexes 

The agility to handle any insect, person, animal, or object, in a way that protects the ninja, and or their friends and family.
Dave: *kills bug between fingers*
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.

Dave: I'm kind of a big deal

cat motel 

A place pussies stay while they look for some fuck.

When a girl stays at a friend's place but really uses it as a home-base to find sex in the area
This bitch is using my house as a cat motel!
cat motel by flooof July 24, 2017
The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.
"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."
Cat TP by Steven W. E. August 10, 2017

Cat Typing 

When a cat is typing, what more is there to it?
Cat Typing by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018