Taking a shit

Basically saying that you are kidding but with a swear word.

Person 1 “your mum big gay”
Person 2 “wut?”
Person 1 “ lol i’m just taking a shit bro”
Person 2 “ oh ok bro”

by ToxjK December 16, 2018

shark tanking

When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.

Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.

by kejo66 October 25, 2014

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 21, 2008

shark tanking

Two stick hand in vagina, and cause blood then to drink the blood like a shark

booty shark tanking

by Molions January 26, 2014

multi-tasking

term originating from Guelph, Ontario. Verb: to masturbate repeatedly while performing some other task ie. watching tv, vacuuming, buchering, jennying, etc.

I spent the day multi-tasking and can't feel my arm.
I love multi-tasking.
Women are good at multi-tasking.

by amankatgall August 25, 2006

Taking an L

Producing and expelling fecal matter. Usually done in short bursts similar to pumping.

Deen - Doria are you ok? Do you have to take an L?
Doria- No I have to take a massive L.
Deen - Just one?
Doria - I usually take a lot of Ls.
Dave - Man my sister has an iron colon. She just pumps them out!
Dev - Damn!!! Who opened the 2-mercaptoethanol? I told you inside the thing hood!!
Dave - Doria's taking an L.

by Glodeeve August 7, 2017

taking cakes

Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.

The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.

Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.

by OKEEG January 9, 2006