midnight vegetable painter 

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

midnight vegetable painter by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

Jimmy T'Pint

definitely not a larping, english teaching nonce (maybe, possibly, slightly, yeah))

Jimmy T'Pint: IM NOT A NONCE!
Jimmt T'Pint: Dont make me beat you into submission

Jimmy T'Pint by noncebait February 8, 2019

jackson pollock face paint 

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.

Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.

jackson pollock face paint by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020

pointy

Being in the process of having an erect penis.

She grabbed his crotch and realized she made him pointy.

pointy by Forseti April 28, 2006

pintage 

A beer drinking session.

Martin: Post-work pintage?
Tomasz: Can't. Going to the cinema.

pintage by Tomasz Minkowski June 9, 2007

shit painting 

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness

When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.

shit painting by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

Indian Paintbrush 

When a man, prior to intercourse, removes a tampon from a woman's cervix and applies the absorbents across her face in a paintbrush motion; a form of foreplay.

He uncorked that pon and Indian paintbrushed her forehead.

Indian Paintbrush by Maretis August 13, 2014