jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.

Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.

by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022

jordan rain

Prostitute who will work for anal.

"Man I wish I had a jordan rain"

by sukdeeznuts December 4, 2015

Jordan

A total dick face who doesn’t know how to act and doesn’t know what he wants.

“Man Jordan is SUCH a dick!”
“I know right?”

by IHaveABoyfriendThankYou May 17, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.

"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"

by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020

Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.

"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."

by shesaywhat May 26, 2025

jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.

Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!

by gusoid June 13, 2025

Jordan Howard

a super annoying person

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.

by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020