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Humpftorble

When you’re relaxed and cushy sofa in your pajamas, and want to have sex
After I started a fire, we both laid down on the couch, and very soon got humpftorble.
by Wtap July 21, 2025
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humpa

i can't wait to down 18 humpas this weekend and root my missus
by humpafunction September 10, 2025
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Humpersuckle

When a man spits orange juice at a females nipples and sucks it off her body back in
“That humpersuckle was fire last night
by Etc October 1, 2025
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Humperdink

A word with great power. Can be used in many circumstances. The humperdinks are led by Abu nutty and the next number 1 humperdink will fulfill the prophecy.
Yo this humperdink pissing me off bro. Yea he’s being a humperdink bruh idk what’s wrong.
by Abu nutty October 8, 2025
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Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
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Humpfuck

The process of having sex while humping the other person.
I humpfucked my hg and I loved it
by BoneyBloke January 9, 2026
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Haggis Humper

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.
by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009
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