Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.

First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.

by edstar77 July 14, 2024

Search Google or type a URL

YOU ARE BEYOND A DEADLY STATE OF BOREDNESS!!
The act of typing the light gray text in the search bar of google

"Bro, i'm so bored!"
"Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
"yep"
"Tried mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"
"yep"
"Have you tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/"
"yep"
"AHA! Have you tried /;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq"
"yep"
"Open Google"
"AHA! I've got it! Try Typing what it says there in the search bar"
"Okay! I'll try 'Search Google or type a URL"

by BOREDOM MASTER December 8, 2023

Search Google or type a URL

You're so bored that you're just typing rubbish into your computer.

"GAAH IM SO BORED"

"Me too."

"i literally just type Search Google or type a URL in google thats how bored i am"

"damn you really are bored"

by im a random bored guy April 17, 2024

Anime Google

That mf with encyclopedic anime knowledge

Rae's my anime google, he's could name every baddie in Love is War

by IronicÉire April 6, 2025

Uncle Google

The moniker for the all-knowing search engine Google, as it is also known as "Mbah Google" or "Eyang Google" (both meaning "Grandpa Google") in Indonesian

When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

Finger bang your Google box

To look something up on your smartphone

What time is the movie? Can you finger bang your Google box and find out?

by TheApothecary August 14, 2017

go back to google.com

JUST × OUT OF GOOGLE YOU STUPID FUCK

Hey dad i am in urban dictionary and i want to know how i go back to google.com

by anonymous September 19, 2020