fapoffsturbate

To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.

John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?

Joe: ... huh...?

John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.

by j1zZ January 3, 2011

fapping

Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.

1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.

2: I love fapping after lunch.

by gigologangsta7 November 20, 2009

Fapple

A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

by Casual Cat January 26, 2011

fapple

When you masturbate into a bottle of Snapple.

Hey man, I just fappled!

Wait, you seriously just jacked off into that bottle of Snapple?
Hell yeah dude!

by OrlandoDude6969 July 11, 2016

fappé

A person with an androgynous appearance and facial features.

That muscular guy whose working out is totally fappé because he has such a delicate facial structure.

by fromtheburbs April 8, 2011

Fapp

A mobile phone application that is so good it makes you want to thrash your man baton repeatedly.

'Hey, what's that app like?'
'It's awesome! It's not just an app, it's a fapp!'
*Fapfapfapfap*

by EnterTheMurk July 20, 2010

Fappy

A mixture of fucking and happy, fucking happy.

Naomi is fappy. Barney is one big fappy purple dinosaur.

by Hannah October 18, 2004