Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."

Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025

Joe Rogaine

Host of the Joe Rogan Experience who got hoodwinked by the bald-faced lies of Diaper Don and his MAGAt sycophants.

Joe Rogaine is finally realizing he was conned by Diaper Don into becoming a purveyor of the bald-faced lies of MAGAt.

by LaughingAloud January 24, 2026

Cuban Roger

The act of insterting an entire pumpkin, upside down so the stem remains exposed. Upon removal it must be removed the same as a buttplug

Hey Bill, you should use that pumpkin for a Cuban Roger!

by CoalCrafters February 20, 2026

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

jolly rogering

Sex with a pirate

Arrh, I gave 'er a good ol' jolly rogering

by unskinny-bob May 10, 2025

Joe Rogan peanutbutter man-wich

When you believe it is a homosexual act to clean your anus after pooping and walk around with poo between your cheeks like the alpha you are

Whats that smell?
Oh, Tim is rocking a brutal Joe Rogan Peanutbutter man-wich after watching the podcast last week.

by anonymous May 25, 2025

Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected

Ooooooooooohoho!

Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025