humpa

an alcoholic beverage, typically a beer.

i can't wait to down 18 humpas this weekend and root my missus

by humpafunction September 10, 2025

Humpersuckle

When a man spits orange juice at a females nipples and sucks it off her body back in

“That humpersuckle was fire last night”

by Etc October 1, 2025

Humperdink

A word with great power. Can be used in many circumstances. The humperdinks are led by Abu nutty and the next number 1 humperdink will fulfill the prophecy.

Yo this humperdink pissing me off bro. Yea he’s being a humperdink bruh idk what’s wrong.

by Abu nutty October 8, 2025

humphterfruffle

Noun (informal, humorous). A state of lively confusion or chaotic commotion, especially when perceived as amusing rather than threatening.

The word originates from the miniseries "Murder Drones" by Glitch Productions.

1: "Crikey! What abounding humphterfruffle!"
2: "...Why are you talking like that?"

by vortile February 3, 2026

Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

Humpfuck

The process of having sex while humping the other person.

I humpfucked my hg and I loved it

by BoneyBloke January 9, 2026

Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009