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yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.
Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.
yuppie water by Ian Broswell March 2, 2010

Dinner Water 

When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.
I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.
Dinner Water by OnABeerBudget September 17, 2011

tranny water 

The clear liquid cum produced by male-to-female transsexuals. This is caused by testosterone blockers or an orchiectomy, which cause there to be no white fluid (produced by the testicles).
My mistress fed me only tranny water for a month.
tranny water by SkaiSelachamorph January 25, 2014

Bottled Water 

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.
'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'
Bottled Water by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

golden water fountain 

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

Sparkling Water 

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.
Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’
Sparkling Water by Peasant01 June 10, 2018