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Kickapoo High School

Good high school....if you want to remain in Missouri for the rest of your life.

It prepares you for higher level institutions....if your definition of "higher" level institution consists of getting f***ed up 24/7 and this undeserved sense of prestige for the nameless/worthless degrees you can get from MSU, Mizzou, and Drury.

Good school for white, mid-upper class "bro" who works out a little too much, yet still retains the beer belly due to the excessive amount of drinking.

Bad school for those who aim for the ivys and etc.

It does NOT prepare you for upper ranked colleges.

Especially if one is pursuing a pre-health field in these said colleges.
"I have taken numerous amount of AP courses at Kickapoo High School and graduated with a perfect GPA. I thought I was smart. But then when I went to the coast, I got butt raped by all my college courses." -Student A

"I graduated Kickapoo High School as a valedictorian, and I got accepted into (insert top 20 ranked school here). My standardized test score may be the same, but I'm still the dumbest kid here." -Student B

"It's 5 fucking AM. I'm studying my ass off for chemistry and calculus, while my friends from California or New York are partying because my shitty ass teachers at Kickapoo High School did not go over the basic fundamentals." -Pissed off student studying for his finals
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kicking off

When a person acts in a belligerent manner, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, although it is possible to 'kick off' whilst sober.
Zara: Have you seen Mark?
Sam: I think he's in the lower Pollet kicking off.
Zara: Lol.
Mark: You fucking what?
Iain: I love Lauren.
Mark: Fuck off Iain.
kicking off by John Gollop May 24, 2011
Related Words

The Kickbush Law 

the law states that if you have 5 dollars and Kickbush has 5 dollars, then Kickbush has more money.
Kickbush is just better than you. End of story. You owe me a dollar. (The Kickbush Law)
The Kickbush Law by turkish dix January 23, 2008

KICKIN IT 

KICKIN IT by Mark April 14, 2003
An altruistic act of generosity, usually bestowed in a spontaneous moment.
Wow... Emma gave a kickdown of $100 dollars at the Food not Bombs benefit show!!
The CORRECT way to say that playground game most people refer to as "kickball".

Origins: West/South Alabama. (specifically Tuscaloosa)

related: Pepsi - What you call stopping the ball that has been rolled when playing kickpin and kicking it at your leisure. Only a few are allowed per team each game.
little kid 1: What do you want to play outside at recess today?
little kid 2: I think I'll play kickpin.
little kid 1: You suck at kickpin!! I bet you always have to "Pepsi".

little kid 2: Shut up! You trying to Jank?
Kickpin by ScrogginWithAMasters August 3, 2009

Kickflip 

In skateboarding, a trick that involves jumping while kicking the skateboard in one simultaneous motion. the skateboard will then rotate on its longitudinal axis 360 degrees untill it's rotation is stopped or "caught" by the skateboarder who then lands the trick as gravity brings it all back down.
I kicked my skateboard, and it flipped around... It sure was a gnarly kickflip
Kickflip by Spicy McHaggiss June 22, 2008