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I just want to find 11,780 votes 

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.
Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*
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I'm Just Saying 

a phrase you say once you've offended someone but you don't want to say sorry

it's just a prank bro 

A saying to calm down a pissed off person.
Tom: Look there's a fly on your head

Gio: ok-
Tom: *Hits head*
Gio: WTF, *starts to punch Tom*
Tom: It's just a prank bro!
it's just a prank bro by BestDankMeme September 22, 2016

lets just keep it me and you 

a seperation between two individules when there is an uncomfortable pressure issued by one party
paul: so i was thinking about how things were going between us...

mandy:... lets just keep it me and you hun.

yea just like tomatoes 

a statement used when something is stated that is completely pointless.

Also can be used to change subject or confuse.
Person 1: Yea so I am feeling kinda hungry..
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

Person 1: Me and my girlfriend just broke up, u wanna talk about it?
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

Person 1: I think I'm gonna leave
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

you just got beaned 

Getting beaned is the equivalent of getting played.
Duuuuude, did you hear
What?
You just got beaned by a girl
Whoooaaaaaa shit

that just blew me

Boyfriend: this girl is liking all of my posts

Girlfriend: I was happy , but that just blew me