Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

Gambling Dump

Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.

Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?

If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.

by JamesTheFox October 13, 2019

Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

dump game

Prison style fighting technique. Essentially, picking up your opponent by both legs and dumping them straight back onto their head.

Did you see Raquise crack that guys skull the other day? Dump game strong af

by Joejitsu101 August 23, 2019

Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.

Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!

by mrt77876 May 31, 2018

Dump

A social media or forum where only bad and/or outdated memes can be found.

God, FaceBook is such a dump.

by AddiVF June 3, 2018

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017