Sticky finger mission

Stealing anything in sight that’s not nailed down.shopliftingTaking anything and everything that’s not yours just for fun.

Girl:You want to go on a s.f.m.

Boy: A what?
Girl: A sticky finger mission

by Eyeloveu September 26, 2019

Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

Swervy

Oral sex on driver causing automobile to swerve.

Women:Do you want a swervy.
Man: Yes I’ll try not to swerve.

by Eyeloveu September 26, 2019

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 08, 2019

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 08, 2019

Smoothie

Oral sex make or female without teeth/dentures.

Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

Thirsty

Someone who is worst off than you are, who steals your shit.

damn if he stole it he can have it he must be broke and thirsty

by Eyeloveu March 23, 2023