West Ham Way

The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league
We want a manager that plays the West Ham Way
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
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Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.
A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.
by Gregor Ford March 28, 2014
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brining the ham

Brining the ham is when a male has anal sex with a male or female and ejaculates into the rectum.
This girl wants me to come over for a session of brining the ham.
by Buus75 November 26, 2021
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Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media
I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!
by Bld84t April 19, 2021
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HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.
Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?
by Slippery Dipp February 05, 2025
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Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.
Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.
by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021
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bowl of ham

only consumed by the most homosexual of beings
darragh jackson: eats bowl of ham
proceeds to suck of his dad
by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020
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