january 16

it's the hottest girls birthday

"bro what day is it?"
"it's january 16"
"aight, happy birthday to me"

by hello pa October 27, 2021

january 18

this day all of you have to tell me happy birthday :))

me: hey, its january 18th, its my birthday

by skeremododiablowachin October 26, 2019

january canada

what we call my friend

me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd

by korrodednutz October 28, 2021

January 3rd

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021

31th January

It the day you kiss a Russian man !

Man 1 : oh it 31th January!

Russian man : OH MAN KISS ME

man1: hell yess

*agressive make out*

by Ryoswirlix January 31, 2023

23th of january

National go into isolation with your girlfriend day

23th of january:

Girl: Babe I just got corona

Boy: Aww i’ll join you

by Grrjogdh January 23, 2022

1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020