noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.
by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006
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Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?
Hippet: No!
Hipster: That surprises me...
Hippet: No!
Hipster: That surprises me...
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A turn on power move. When a girl is love with a guy so much, but none of them has amitted it, (or the guy doesn't know he's in love with her), the girl takes the boy and kisses the guy, leaving him with a suprised look.
In Spectacular Spider Tv Series, Gwen Stacey was going down the stairs of Peter Parker/Spiderman's steps (after Thanksgiving, and his Aunt May just came back from the Hospital), she walked back up the stairs and surprise kissed Peter. Leaving him with a dumbass surprissed look. Venom's voice said in his mind "We know who you love the most."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."
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I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010
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"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."
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