john sergeant 

A john sergeant is someone who is kept in a competition by people (the audience) voting in for them even when they are the worst person there.

Person 1: wow did you see that contest last night

person 2: yea i no that guy who won he was so shit

person 1: yea what a John Sergeant

john sergeant by PG tips May 29, 2009

John Simm

An English stage and screen actor, probably most well known for playing the role of the Master on the long-running British sci-fi Doctor Who. Simm is currently 41 and married to actress Kate Magowan with a son and a daughter.

Person 1: John Simm is a great actor!
Person 2: Who's he?
Person 1: Have you ever seen Doctor Who? He was on there once.
Person 2: Ohh, so that's his name!

John Simm by Who's Who Whovian December 27, 2011

John Wilkes Booth

The sexual act of ramming someone from behind then pulling out and ejaculating on the back of their head. Afterward, jumping out their window, taking off running, and yelling "The South shall rise again!!"

" I was banging Miranda last night, and didn't feel like cuddling, so I gave her the 'ol John Wilkes Booth and booked it out of there."

John Wilkes Booth by Cookmoney June 11, 2013

John scott 

The best player to ever lace up a pair of skates. Commonly referred to as "the great one" John Scott has surpassed every single NHL record with his out standing skill.

Did you see that Connor McDavid, he's the next John Scott

John scott by Big Johnny Scott July 9, 2016

John Jay Middle School 

A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down. It could be anything from your clothes to your sexuality to the TV shows you watch. Have fun, you're stuck there for 3 years!

"I survived John Jay Middle School."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."

John Jay Middle School by NoCapsNoSpaces July 2, 2016

John Smith 

the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube

OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH

John Smith by himynameisconnor February 27, 2017

John NC 

John Nice Cock

Damn, is that John NC??

John NC by Sphragistic February 1, 2022