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Lil human 

A little human (kinda like a elf) watching over you when you sleep.

Origins from the cold north of the world.
Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk
Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee
A human by Random-memer April 4, 2022

modified human 

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
modified human by cyan May 9, 2022

Roo Human 

Commonly used by people with mental disorders as a greeting to a friend or family member.
Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"
Roo Human by RooHuman July 17, 2022

neglected human 

A safe word for a white person to use when they have the impulse to use the n-word.
You're such a neglected human.
neglected human by fadeismyname August 5, 2022

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever 

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho