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Humanities

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.
Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao
by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021
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Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.
all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.
by jai_ June 1, 2023
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.
Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.
by MB One February 19, 2025
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human ventriloquism

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
by Horearound October 19, 2023
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For Humanity!!!

That's the name of my Human/Cleric deck in MTG Arena. Are you creeping on my Facebook page Emma?
Hym "For Humanity!!! Was a good deck. I made it to diamond with that... And then they needed it. I didn't even uses that bullshit angel card the everyone was using at the time. They literally perform everything I do. First it was the mutants. Then it was the scute swarm. Then clerics. I don't have any usable archetypes left! How am I supposed to play the game like that!?"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2024
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