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cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass
by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022
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surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.
"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."
by treyweeezay November 16, 2013
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Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.
by RL91 July 4, 2022
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Big girl surprise

Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.
Yeah bro I hooked up with this fat bitch last night and she gave me the big girl surprise!!
by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023
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California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face
by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
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fleshdog surprise

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm
"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"
by freese daddy August 4, 2020
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ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.
"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"
by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
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