wedge man

A hard cunt

Wow, that guy over there just took out eight people with one punch, he's such a wedge man

by Hard Cunt December 1, 2015

Alvin Man

An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"

woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!

by OpethWC August 18, 2006

Magnum Man

Trojan Man's Big Brother

When Trojan Man isn't equipped, Magnum Man is there to get the job done.

by Flip825 January 9, 2008

ma man

Term used to call out to someone. For example, it can replace "Aye Yo!" It is often followed by a derogatory remark.

"Aye ma man! Shut the F--- Up!"

"Ma man, you about to ball today?"

by imranh December 28, 2005

Man down

The appropriate phrase to use in battle which means that a soldier in your group is lying on the ground. This has been twisted into Caribbean slang to signify the same thing in context but with literal meaning and sometimes physical. Usually as an answer or response to a situation where a person doesn’t overcome the obstacle in it’s path

Guy1: Wha you geh do on tha test brudda?
Guy2:*Hand Gesture* MAN DOWN!

Scene: A gang of dudes chilling outside talking Shit when somebody happens to fall in a humorous but serious manner,
Someone yells: MAN DOWN!
Similar to the word TEK OUT

by Kyle Warrican November 26, 2003

muffin man

A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.

Do you know the muffin man?

by Wormy December 22, 2003

weak man

Someone who claims to be tough, but runs and hides at just the thought of a mere threat (see mommas boy).
One who picks on people smaller in size because he cannot stand up to anyone his own size.
One who typically picks on small children and women.
One who refuses to hold a job.
One who cries to momma when he gets a paper cut.

He cannot stand up to his mother which means that he is a weak man.

by Carlene Blair September 16, 2006