monkey spunk bubble 

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

or

whe some one wont do what you want

ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble

monkey spunk bubble by bigtits1994 June 19, 2011

Monkey Tea Break 

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.

John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.

Monkey Tea Break by edphooey January 12, 2012

monkey's banana 

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

monkey's banana by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

monkey justice 

to train a monkey to shoot to kill,and protect your person,and property.

the security warning sign in my yard readsmonkey justice.

monkey justice by industrt1 November 1, 2013

monkey duster 

The act of tickling the clitoral area with the brissels of a facial moustache

The amputee had no arms so he used the monkey duster to pleasure her lady parts

monkey duster by Ck2015 September 17, 2015

Monkey Fish 

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

Monkey Fish by The Darkone November 13, 2016

Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more

Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs

Monkey thumb by Slang danga December 25, 2016