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gi joe

verb: To crawl in the prone position in a stealthy manner, as if you were GI Joe sneaking up on an unsuspecting target.
Okay, so if you want to get with that chick that you've had a crush on for months, this is what you do:

Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.
by spokmage May 30, 2007
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smokey joe

When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.
jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe
by Andy! November 18, 2006
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Joe Jonas

if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.
me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!

Joe Jonas:sounds good!
by eyyyyoooo November 1, 2008
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leslie joe

Leslie Joe has a big dick bigger then yours. Leslie Joe is super brave. And super handsome.
Also very good at Fortnite.
Leslie Joe has a big dick bigger then Mount Everest. Leslie Joe is so good at fortnite that his cousins tell him to carry them.
by Joe Socks July 29, 2019
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Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.
Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022
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Joe Ratio

The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.
The distance from here to there is a 1.8 Joe Ratio.
by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007
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JOE MOMMMMAAA

dude: have you seen joe
dude 2: joe who?
dude: JOE MOMMMMAAA
dude 2: shoot
by joe mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmma October 21, 2019
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