Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022
The best person to exist ever, if you know a guy named James, you are set for life. The people named James are so cool in high school they make the emo kid not want to kill theirself.
Bob: Oh man, I heard James is having a pool party over at his house! This is going to be the best party ever!
Charlie: Man, I didn't get invited!
Bob: Sucks to be you then. :(
Charlie: Man, I didn't get invited!
Bob: Sucks to be you then. :(
by LazyGamer7224 November 26, 2022
Guy1: Ohh dude, is this Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse!? Man I loved that scene where-
Guy2: DUDE. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Guy1: ...batmandiesintheend.
Guy2: Such a fucking plottenheimer!
Guy2: DUDE. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Guy1: ...batmandiesintheend.
Guy2: Such a fucking plottenheimer!
by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024
A big wuss that cries over every single detail. He probably only has friends that are girls because he can’t be a real man.
Antonio: Ugh, I hate Dawson! He told on me because I was running in the halls! Can’t he take a joke!?
Henry: I know right? He probably pours milk before the cereal.
Henry: I know right? He probably pours milk before the cereal.
by LazyGamer7224 November 27, 2022
The opposite of "smashable". Where you are attracted to a real or fictional character because you want to be absolutely fucking dominated by said character.
Name1: "Yo, you know Asgore from Undertale?"
Name2: "Yeah."
Name1: "He's so smashedable."
Name2: "Y'know, I can see it!"
Name2: "Yeah."
Name1: "He's so smashedable."
Name2: "Y'know, I can see it!"
by LazyGamer7224 July 19, 2025
The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".
1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.
2. Something you're absolutely shite at.
1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.
2. Something you're absolutely shite at.
1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."
by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024
"I have a really good jitterfinger. I can click like.... 500 clicks per second."
"No you fucking can't."
"No you fucking can't."
by LazyGamer7224 February 15, 2025