Definitions by LazyGamer7224
smashedable
The opposite of "smashable". Where you are attracted to a real or fictional character because you want to be absolutely fucking dominated by said character.
Name1: "Yo, you know Asgore from Undertale?"
Name2: "Yeah."
Name1: "He's so smashedable."
Name2: "Y'know, I can see it!"
Name2: "Yeah."
Name1: "He's so smashedable."
Name2: "Y'know, I can see it!"
smashedable by LazyGamer7224 July 19, 2025
Jitterfinger
"I have a really good jitterfinger. I can click like.... 500 clicks per second."
"No you fucking can't."
"No you fucking can't."
Jitterfinger by LazyGamer7224 February 15, 2025
Just my cup of piss
The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".
1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.
2. Something you're absolutely shite at.
1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.
2. Something you're absolutely shite at.
1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."
Just my cup of piss by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024
Plottenheimer
Guy1: Ohh dude, is this Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse!? Man I loved that scene where-
Guy2: DUDE. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Guy1: ...batmandiesintheend.
Guy2: Such a fucking plottenheimer!
Guy2: DUDE. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Guy1: ...batmandiesintheend.
Guy2: Such a fucking plottenheimer!
Plottenheimer by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024
Sbeve
Sbeve
/ˌsbˈ ɛv/
verb
making one believe false words.
"He liked to sbeve her."
Similar: decieve evade slander forge
noun
a person who tells lies.
"That man was quite the sbeve yesterday."
Similar: deceiver fibber falsifier teller of lies teller of untruths
(definition taken from YouTube comment made by @namiotp)
/ˌsbˈ ɛv/
verb
making one believe false words.
"He liked to sbeve her."
Similar: decieve evade slander forge
noun
a person who tells lies.
"That man was quite the sbeve yesterday."
Similar: deceiver fibber falsifier teller of lies teller of untruths
(definition taken from YouTube comment made by @namiotp)
Sbeve by LazyGamer7224 August 3, 2023
Monopoly
A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.
Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY
Monopoly by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023
Dawson
A big wuss that cries over every single detail. He probably only has friends that are girls because he can’t be a real man.
Antonio: Ugh, I hate Dawson! He told on me because I was running in the halls! Can’t he take a joke!?
Henry: I know right? He probably pours milk before the cereal.
Henry: I know right? He probably pours milk before the cereal.
Dawson by LazyGamer7224 November 27, 2022