LazyGamer7224's definitions

Jitterfinger

Being able to click really fast.

"I have a really good jitterfinger. I can click like.... 500 clicks per second."

"No you fucking can't."

by LazyGamer7224 February 15, 2025

Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.

Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!

by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022

James

The best person to exist ever, if you know a guy named James, you are set for life. The people named James are so cool in high school they make the emo kid not want to kill theirself.

Bob: Oh man, I heard James is having a pool party over at his house! This is going to be the best party ever!
Charlie: Man, I didn't get invited!
Bob: Sucks to be you then. :(

by LazyGamer7224 November 26, 2022

Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.

1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."

by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024

Plottenheimer

A person who continuously ruins the movie by spoiling the plot, ending, etc.

Guy1: Ohh dude, is this Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse!? Man I loved that scene where-
Guy2: DUDE. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Guy1: ...batmandiesintheend.
Guy2: Such a fucking plottenheimer!

by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024

Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023

Sbeve

Sbeve
/ˌsbˈ ɛv/

verb

making one believe false words.

"He liked to sbeve her."

Similar: decieve evade slander forge

noun

a person who tells lies.

"That man was quite the sbeve yesterday."

Similar: deceiver fibber falsifier teller of lies teller of untruths
(definition taken from YouTube comment made by @namiotp)

John: Oi, mate, stop being a sbeve!
Waldo: ..what.

by LazyGamer7224 August 3, 2023