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Donald Trump Sex Maneuver 

When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!

When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.

The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.

When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."

"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."

I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!

"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"

"Your Fired!"
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Deranged tRump Syndrome (DTS) 

The illness of supporting dOnald tRump no matter how deranged he becomes. The deranged tRump supporter often argues how amazing he is but can produce no actual facts or instances in which tRump actually did something good for America or the American people.
Man, that guy over there thinks tRump is awesome even though he has set American policies back decades, and has every other first world country laughing at us. He must have Deranged tRump Syndrome (DTS).

Trump supporter 

Just an all-around awful human being that cares more about money then human lives(99.89% white)
"every time you think badly of yourself think of a trump supporter, you will feel confident in no time"

Donald Trump 

When You look like a bag of Cheeto's Explored in your Face. Making You like Donald Trump
Donald Trump by Hellokat December 21, 2016

Trumpsplaining 

The act of explaining and interpreting the words of the President who "says what he means" to an opposer.
Trump: "Mexico will pay for The Wall!"

Trumpsplaining: "you see Trump is gonna indirectly make Mexico pay for it by building The Wall now and charging them later somehow. Build that wall!"
Trumpsplaining by ClimberCP September 2, 2017

Pulled a Trump 

When you 'grab them by the pussy'. If she is aware enough, she will decide if its ok, and if not she will immediately recognize this as sexual assault, and you will be charged accordingly. This should prevent you from becoming President of the United States, but not in all cases.
OK: I saw my wifey in the washroom and pulled a Trump. She was a'ight with dat.
Not OK: I'm successful. I saw some fine ass who was 'hanging out with me', so I 'pulled a Trump' man!
Pulled a Trump by Blunt Monk January 9, 2017

Donald Trump 

The Hitler of the 21st century. racist. bully. and evil.
why the fuck is Donald Trump running for pres. he's literally hitler of 2016
Donald Trump by ms.wow65 May 30, 2016