Tampedo

When a tampon is unexpectedly thrust from within the vagina by a sneez or a cough.

Oh no, I sneezed and a tampedo flew out; watch your head!

by Jac52392 February 21, 2021

Tampedo

When a feminine hygiene product is shot out of a menstrating ham wallet with such force that it splatters upon impact leaving a mark made of uterine lining resembling a psychiatrist’s ink blotter test.

I don’t know why Karen wore a skirt in gym while she was on her period but, when she got pegged in her belly by the dodge ball Tommy threw, she shot a TAMPEDO onto the floor so hard that it left a plates sized crater on the basketball court and we all kept discussing what it looked like as if we were taking the Rorschach ink blot test.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Tampon eater

The type of woman that turns me on

Hey tampon eater. Let's fuck.

by Fuckyou694203 April 14, 2021

Tampans

What Tom Brady and the Buccaneers will be using after they don't win the Super Bowl next year.

"Hey Gronk, it's Mike. Tom and and Bruce need more Tampans they are in the third and fourth stalls and they're bleeding down low and its getting on the floor."

"Yo Rookie, tell the staff we are out of Tampans and we need some ASAP it's getting bloody in the Bucs locker room right now!"

by Saharatl016 July 7, 2021

Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.

Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.

by BigSexy68 July 8, 2021

Tampa Bae Devil Raze

When you do your significant other while simultaneously setting them on fire.

I gave her the Tampa Bae Devil Raze last night.

by RoundenBrown October 31, 2021

Tampongate

When a person has sexual intercourse but they forget they have a tampon in

Oh my god! I got so drunk I tampongated and thought I lost my tampon in me!

by Topofthewhore November 4, 2021