Tampans

What Tom Brady and the Buccaneers will be using after they don't win the Super Bowl next year.

"Hey Gronk, it's Mike. Tom and and Bruce need more Tampans they are in the third and fourth stalls and they're bleeding down low and its getting on the floor."

"Yo Rookie, tell the staff we are out of Tampans and we need some ASAP it's getting bloody in the Bucs locker room right now!"

by Saharatl016 July 7, 2021

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

Tampan

An individual who used to live in Tampa or currently resides in Tampa, FL.

Tampans think, breathe, live, and bleed for their city - Tampa, Florida - no matter where they live.

"He goes to Busch Gardens every weekend. What can you say, he's a Tampan."

"You're not a New Yorker? Nah man, I'm a Tampan. Born and raised."

by Tampan May 9, 2014

Tamponsicle

A frozen used tampon, that's eaten like a popsicle.

I eat my girlfriends tamponsicles daily.

by Night makes me jaja November 9, 2010

Tampanian

Someone born in Tampa, Florida, the hottest city in Florida, 3 million times better than stupid Miami.

People from Miami are OK, but Tampanians are awesome.

by Tameron Cantrell December 28, 2005

tampons

a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.

during my period, had had to use a tampon to stop the, err, leaking..

by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004