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Cream Cheese Sandwich 

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.
I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

Folded Meat Sandwich 

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.
I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

Lil Tay Sandwich 

When you’re trying to flex and you find 2 $100 bills and a fat stack of $1 bills so you smash that shit together and act like the richest person ever.
Cunt 1: look how rich i am
Cunt 2: thats a lil tay sandwich with 2 100s and 60 1s
Lil Tay Sandwich by Bigman5 June 10, 2018

The DMM Sandwich for 9AM

The DMM Sandwich for 9AM is a sandwich that taste so fucking good, DMM standing for Daddy Micro Man. Majorly consisting of poached eggs, bacon, garlic, butter, mayo, sandwich meat usually speaking ham, hot sauce and two pieces of sandwich bread that you must grill, but remember if you do not eat it at around 9AM, it will taste like shit.
"The DMM Sandwich for 9AM tasted so fucking delicious, may I have more?"
The DMM Sandwich for 9AM by Jkosh August 17, 2018

MESSY NUTELLA SANDWICH 

When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich
"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich

Fried ham sandwich 

Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis
I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now
Fried ham sandwich by MB2012 November 16, 2018